Brooks

Over lubricated

Review pending.

Jacob

Technically a wizard

Our first impressions with Jacob were certainly impressive. His beautiful, sweeping vistas and lifelike character models make the world feel incredibly immersive. When it comes to core gameplay, however, Jacob is mostly just a rehash of previous games in the genre. The bottom line: with a confusing plot and a tone that seems needlessly sarcastic, Jacob is only recommended for diehard fans of the series.

Final Score: 5/10

Matthew

Angry swarm of bees

I originally bought this Matt to replace one that broke. Very strong start with high expectations culminate in a weak third act filled with constant distractions, absurdist interpretive mental acrobatics and perfunctory failed self betterment. Product arrived slightly damaged but usable. Spoke to customer service about a refund and they were unresponsive.

Final Score: 3/10